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capekalaska:

killdeercheer:

sizvideos:

Neil DeGrasse Tyson Ruins Your Zombie Fantasies Forever - Video

Love this bit

"just sayin’"

He’s thought about it though. One of the greatest minds of our generation sat down one day and was like “wait, could zombies exist?” And then he did the science thing and was like “nah we’re good.”

danyelledatme
we’re safe

THAT DOESNT MEAN THEY CANT CRAWL OVER TO US LIKE A CATERPILLAR AND BITE US OR SPIT AT US WITH THEIR POISON.

We’re all still doomed. TT-TT

— 3 days ago with 302407 notes

that wink tho.

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— 4 days ago with 232 notes

taracynara:

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dixie-chicken:

but guys, you realize Morgan Freeman had to read those lines

…without laughing.

LOOK AT THE GUY HOLDING THE MICROPHONE

This post doesn’t show up on my dash enough.

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— 4 days ago with 556604 notes

dutchster:

when you have the hiccups while trying to sleep

image

:D :D :D :D :D

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— 1 month ago with 158098 notes

EMELINE. EMELINE. EMELINE.

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— 1 month ago with 14786 notes
ENTJ Confessions #55

entjconfessions:

"As an ENTJ I do not like to listen. I will complete your sentence. I cant wait forever for you to get to the point. I would rather interrupted you to get to the point. I have places to be, people to see and things to do!"

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— 1 month ago with 41 notes

geejayeff:

aaajmachine:

I know you don’t like to talk, but you gotta do it for her.

Yadriel & Maria appreciation post ✿◕‿◕✿

HE SAID MORE THAN HE DID ALL SEASON. I THOUGHT HE DIDN’T CARE. I THOUGHT HE WAS JUST BEING NICE AND LETTING HIS BABY MAMA SEE THE BABY THAT HE PROBABLY DIDN’T REALLY WANT AND BARELY LOOKED AFTER BUT I WAS FUCKING WRONG. I WAS WRONG ABOUT HIM. HE’S JUST QUIET. THE DUDE IS STOIC AS FUCK AND HE FUCKING LOVES MARIA AND HE LOVES THAT BABY AND IT’S FUCKING BEAUTIFUL THE WAY HE GUSHES AND TALKS TO HER LIKE MARIA ASKED HIM TO DO BECAUSE HE WANTS HER TO GROW UP SMART AND LOVED.

But also look at how cute the baby is dressed in each visit. Who did that? Daddy did. But that’s exactly the kind of visual cue that gets lost when he’s getting judged for his bald head, tattoos and stoic (thuggish?) demeanor.

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— 1 month ago with 230943 notes

schreibaby-of-the-skies:

Angelica summing up what having responsibilities really means.

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— 1 month ago with 308065 notes

nathanielhoang:

huffingtonpost:

HERE’S WHAT ‘YELLOW FEVER’ REALLY MEANS

"All my ex-girlfriends are Asian."

If you’ve ever come across this charming come-on, you’ve probably been exposed to yellow fever

For her full rant watch the video here.

She’s pretty hot and my ex definitely had yellow fever. #youshallnotoppressmewhiteman

Wow, she’s hawt. O_O 

— 1 month ago with 120391 notes